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It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

It's Good To See People Not Smoking. You Get Dressed Up, And You Smoke, And It Gets In Your Clothes. You Go, 'what Should I Wear Tonight?' 'i Don't Know, Honey, How About Something Menthol?'

Angie, I've Seen My Mom Wrestle Two Cops To The Ground With A Taser Dart In Her Neck, And You Cry When Your Shoes Pinch. Good Luck, Bambi!

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.