I Like To Be At Home Because

A Date Once Leaned In To Kiss Me, And He Ended Up Kissing My Cheek. He Was A Little Offended, But I Didn't Want To Kiss Him Just To Not Hurt His Feelings.

But I Always Curl My Lashes, Even If I Don't Put On Mascara. I'll Also Put On A Lip Gloss Or Lip Balm. And I Always Brush My Eyebrows. I Have Very Thick Eyebrows - I'm Just Now Starting To Thin Them Out A Bit.

Doing Love Scenes Is Always Awkward. I Mean, It's Just Not A Normal Thing To Go To Work And Lay In Bed With Your Co-worker.

Schools Attempt To Take Credit For What Occurs Naturally, And Blame Others For The Negative Consequences Of Institutionalization.

Every Photo Shoot, I'm Always Asking The Makeup Artist What They're Using On Me, And I'll Go Out And Get It.