I Like Idiotic Comedies.

I Like The Prop Food So Much That I Eat It Between Takes As Well As On Camera.

I've Been Very Lucky, Considering What I Look Like And What I Do.

This Is Gonna Sound Stupid, But I Saw At One Point That Our Mothers Are ... Bus Drivers. No, They Are The Bus. See, They're The Vehicle That Gets Us Here. They Drop Us Off And Go On Their Way. They Continue On Their Journey. And The Problem Is That We Keep Tryin' To Get Back On The Bus, Instead Of Just Lettin' It Go.

I Just Don't Think I'm That Interesting. I Don't Think What I Have To Say Is That Interesting. To Hear Me Go Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. I Mean, Who... Cares?

I Love Doing Theaters, Cracking People Up, Hearing Them Physically Roll In The Aisles. But We Need To Get Serious. These Are Serious Times. No Joke. No Joke.