I Like A Bit Of Mongrel Myself,

If You Would Stick To The Concrete, And Put Your Discoveries In The Form Of Entertaining Anecdotes About Your Adventures With Women, Your Conversation Would Be Easier To Follow.

What Is Life But A Series Of Inspired Follies? The Difficulty Is To Find Them To Do. Never Lose A Chance: It Doesn’t Come Every Day.

When A Man Teaches Something He Does Not Know To Somebody Else Who Has No Aptitude For It, And Gives Him A Certificate Of Proficiency, The Latter Has Completed The Education Of A Gentleman.

Any Sort Of Plain Speaking Is Better Than The Nauseous Sham Good Fellowship Our Democratic Public Men Get Up For Shop Use.

Treat Persons Who Profess To Be Able To Cure Disease As You Treat Fortune Tellers.