I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.

Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.