I Knew So Little About Money I

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.