I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.