I Improve In Misquotation.

A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your Life, But A Bottle Of Brandy Can Kill You.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman Talk Baby Talk.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?