I Have Four Strikes Against Me. I'm

Star Wars Was Magnificent, But You Could Tell Darth Vader's Ships Were Glued Together.

I Try To Understand People Who Aren't As Smart As Me And Not Be Hateful.

I Try To Make Fun Of Myself And Let People Know That I�m A Human Being, And These Things That Have Happened To Me Are Real. I�m Not Just Some Cartoon Who Exists And Suddenly Doesn�t Exist.

I Know The Difference Between True Love And The Love Of My Fans.

My Slogan Is I'm The Least Qualified Guy For The Job, But I'd Probably Do The Best Job.