I Have Always Been A Sucker For

If I Have An Idea, I Write It Down, Although I Usually Carry A Little Dictation Machine With Me Because I'm Too Lazy To Write

I Was Born In Alabama And My First Live Music Experiences Were In Church. Every Sunday We Watched Regional Gospel Groups On Television Singing Their Hearts Out

We Were Playing Popular Music, But We Were Doing Our Own Arrangements Because We Were Too Lazy To Sit Down And Figure Out The Originals

If Music Became Extinct Now, I Dont Know What Id Be Good For.

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.