I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

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I Can Hear My Heart Beating. I Can Hear My Stomach Growling. I Can Hear My Teeth Grinding And My Joints Creaking. My Body's So Noisy, I Can't Sleep.