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The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.

People Understand When I Talk About My Son Not Listening, Or Issues At Home Or His Real Dad Coming Back Into The Picture, Or Even Stories About Family Members Not Seeing Eye To Eye With What You're Doing.

As A Comedian, Especially One That Works As Much As I Do, There Is A Lot Of Sacrifice. People Don't See That I'm Away From My Family 46 Weeks Out Of The Year. I Miss All The Birthdays And Anniversaries And Holidays.

Now I Understand Why People Do Drugs, Why People Drink, And Why People Go Crazy. As The Success Level Goes Up And Up And Up, The Further Detached I Get From Everybody Else. Luckily, With My Girlfriend, Everything Is Gravy Because I Brought Her Into It. I Brought Her In And She's Very Hands On With My Career.