I Got Hate Letters From Girls All

During The Summer, Screen Gems Launched The New Monkees, Which Miserably Failed I Understand. I Never Saw It.

The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

Around The Property I Have Here, I'm About To Put An All Weather Race Track. I'm About To Build Stables. I'm About To Ship Over A Couple Of My Thoroughbreds From England.

I'm So Reluctant To Do Newspaper Interviews Because It's So Misleading How They Interpret What You Say.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?