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I Think Canadians, By And Large, During The American Election, Every Time Donald Trump Talked About Nafta, We Felt That He Was Talking About Mexico. Now, If Donald Trump Tears Up Nafta, There Is Still A Canada-u.s. Free Trade Agreement. And We All Assume That We Will Revert Back To That Agreement, Which Is Essentially The Same As Nafta Except Mexico Is No Longer At The Table. I Think, You Know, That Is What We Are Hoping For.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

It's A Brave New World. I'm 42 Years Old. I Certainly Wasn't Out In High School.

In Canada... We Should Be There For The Nurses, Cause They Are Always There For Us.

The Us Is Our Trading Partner, Our Neighbour, Our Ally And Our Friend... And Sometimes We'd Like To Give Them Such A Smack!