I Get So High When You're With

I Understand I'm Supposed To Be Feminine And Dainty, But I'm Not. There Are Two Sides To The Coin. People Are More Impressed With Things That I Do Because They Almost Treat You As If You're Handicapped If You're A Woman... People Can Be Impressed That I Can Play A Few Chords On The Guitar.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

You Don't Have To Carry A Designer Bag That Costs More Than A Car To Look Cool.

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.