I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

I'm Primarily Just An Investor.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There

I Think The Pleasure Of Completed Work Is What Makes Blogging So Popular. You Have To Believe Most Bloggers Have Few If Any Actual Readers. The Writers Are In It For Other Reasons. Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn. All You Get Is The Pleasure Of A Completed Task.

The World Isn't Fair, But As Long As It's Tilting In My Direction, I Find That There's A Natural Cap To My Righteous Indignation.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.