I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.