I Don't Plan My Books. I Don't

The Husbands, Who Sometimes Have Another Family Who's Grown, Are Going, Now I Can Spend Time With My Baby. Oh Yeah, I Bet Your Other Family Is Really Thrilled.

Where Was Paris Hilton A Year Ago? She's A Fabulous Character To Write About.

If You Want To Have Great Sex, Find A Partner Who Really Turns You On. Pills Are Merely Props, And Props Can Turn Out To Be A Big Drag.

My Biggest Critics Have Never Read Me.

I Write About The American Dream: If You Set Your Mind To Do Something, You Can Do It. My Fans Know They're Getting The Real Thing.