I Don't Like Reindeer. They Seem Like

I Love Being In Cities With Lots Of Other People, Because I'm Reminded That There Are Billions Of People Like Me, And We Are Each Stuck Inside Of Our Minds, Feverishly Trying To Crawl Out To Make Connections With Other People.

I May Die Young, But At Least I'll Die Smart.

Suffering Is Universal. It’s The One Thing Buddhists, Christians, And Muslims Are All Worried About.

We Do An Epically Bad Job Of Acknowledging One Another's Work And Checking Our Sources.

Lies Are Attempts To Hide The Truth By Willfully Denying Facts. Fiction, On The Other Hand, Is An Attempt To Reveal The Truth By Ignoring Facts.