I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.