I Don't Discuss Works In Progress.

Bill Clinton Is A Man Who Thinks International Affairs Means Dating A Girl From Out Of Town.

Morituri Non Cognant, Perhaps. Those Who Are About To Die — Just Don't Know.

Colleges Typically Did Not Tell You That Ninety Percent Of Your Education Came After You Hung The Parchment On The Wall. People Might Ask For A Rebate.

Surviving Is Much More Painful Than Death.

"literature" Is Written Material That, 100 Years After The Death Of The Author, Is Forced Upon High School Students.