I Don't Deal With Death Very Well.

Listen, We All Have To Agree That There Is Too Much Litigation Going On In This World. But Every Year It Seems To Multiply Tenfold. Why Can't We Stop It? Well, It's Because The Lawmakers In Congress And The Senate Are Almost All Lawyers, Too!

In The Old Days, You Would Have One Lawyer To Handle Everything: Speeding Tickets, Buying A House, Contracts, Litigation, Real Estate, Copyrights, Leasing, Entertainment, Intellectual Property, Forensic Accounting, Criminal Offenses... The List Goes On. Now, You Have To Have A Separate Lawyer For Each One Of Those Categories!

People Are Always Coming Up To Me And Saying, 'i Love You, Love Your Work.' And Then The Next Sentence Is, 'i Loved Your Brother.' John Made People Laugh, And Laughter Is A Powerful Thing.

I Left Chicago Many Years Ago To Move To California. You Can't Help But Live A Healthy Lifestyle Here If You Want To Fit In. I Find Myself Eating Chicken And Salad And Chicken And Salad And Salad And Chicken, Like A Monk.

I'm An Escaped Car Thief. I Broke Out Of Prison To See The Cubs In The World Series.