I Do Think It's Possible To Go

I Once Bought A Manchester United Hat, Which I Think Was 12 Shillings, And Somebody Ran Up Behind Me And Pulled It Off And Just Ran Ahead. I Thought, 'it's A Very Cruel World, I'm Not Prepared For This'. And I Decided To Get My Revenge On Society.

Whenever I’d Over­hear How People Found Me To Be ‘a Bit Much’ (which Is The Gentle Way Of Say­ing The Word ‘unbear­able’), I Under­stood Why. To Myself I Would Say: Well, Yes Of Course I’m A Bit Much — If I Weren’t, I Would Not Be Lit Up By So Many Lights.

Nothing Is Important, So People, Realising That, Should Get On With Their Lives, Go Mad, Take Their Clothes Off, Jump In The Canal, Jump Into One Of Those Supermarket Trolleys, Race Around The Supermarket And Steal Mars Bars And Kiss Kittens.

I Would Rather Eat My Own Testicles Than Reform The Smiths, And That's Saying Something For A Vegetarian.

I'm Not Very Good At Being Dull.