I Do Pilates A Lot. I Don't

I Have An Enormous Fondness For Delicious Food. It's Very Comforting

Sandy: Boy, You Must Really Think I'm Stupid Or Something. Jeff: Ahh, No One Would Call You Stupid, To Your Face.

I'm Wondering If They Haven't Reported All The People With Ms, Because If All Of The Cases Were Reported, The Government Would Have To Step In And Give More Financial Aid To Us.

If There's Ever A Woman Who's Smart, Funny, Or Witty, People Are Afraid Of That, So They Don't Write That. They Only Write Parts For Women Where They Let Everything Be Steamrolled Over Them, Where They Let People Wipe Their Feet All Over Them.

I Refused David Letterman's Proposal Of Marriage For Obvious Reasons, But Thanks For Asking.