I Do Not Make Jokes About Sarah

I Went To New Zealand This Year, And, Whew Man, I Know A Lot Of People Want To Go There. But Let Me Just Tell You, It's 22 Hours By Plane. So, If You Have The Opportunity, Don't.

Nobody In College Races Home And Says, 'i Can't Wait To See The News! I Can't Wait To See Who Cbs Is Going To Hire!'

He Smiles So Much, I Don't Think He Has A Central Nervous System.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.