I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.