I Can Turn On The Radio Right

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

I Like To Behave In An Extremely Normal, Wholesome Manner For The Most Part In My Daily Life. Even If Mentally I'm Consumed With Sick Visions Of Violence, Terror, Sex And Death.

I Surrounded Myself With Women When I Was Growing Up Because I Had This Horrible Psycho Father. Now I'm Trying To Really Appreciate And Like Men More.

I Have A Deathly Fear Of Mediocrity And That Nips At My Heels And Gets Me Into A Lot Of Trouble.

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.