I Can't Say I Ever Loved My

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

There Are Certain Sections Of New York, Major, That I Wouldn't Advise You To Try To Invade.

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

Awards Are Meaningless For Actors, Unless They All Play The Same Part.