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Golf Is The Crack Of Sports. If You Hit Five Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Six Good Shots. The Next Time You Hit Six Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Seven.

I Can't Get My Wrists To Bleed, Just Don't Know Why Suicide Appeals To Me.

You Can't Get The Visual Thing On The Record As Much As You'd Like To. We Produced This Album, And We'd Never Done That Before, Except When We Produced Singles For Ourselves.

Slade Was The Coolest Band In England. They Were The Kind Of Guys That Would Push Your Car Out Of A Ditch.

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.