I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.