I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage

I Hope We're Not Just Human Garbage Drifting Toward A Big Sewer. But I Think So.

I Profess No Belief In God, Which By Definition Is True, Especially If We Take The Accepted Definition Of God. But To Be An Atheist Is To Also Have A Belief, And Have A System, And I Don't Know That I Like That Either.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

In Most Polls There Are Always About 5 Percent Of The People Who 'don't Know.' What Isn't Generally Understood Is That It's The Same People In Every Poll.

I Finally Accepted Jesus. Not As My Personal Savior, But As A Man I Intend To Borrow Money From.