I Bought A Clock, But The Big

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.