I Am Turning Into The Person I

I Started Running, And I Hated It. Of Course, Everyone Hates Running For The First Mile. If You're Running Two Miles Or Twenty Miles, It Always Hurts. Now I Live It. I Look Forward To It. It's Really Good. It Clears My Head.

It Was Just The Sort Of Yatch You'd Expect A Rock Promoter To Have. Mirrored Ceilings, Marble, Jacuzzis And Leopard-skin Everything, It Made The Merely Vulgar Seem Commonplace.

I Have This Phobia: I Don't Like Mirrors. And I Don't Watch Myself On Television. If Anything Comes On, I Make Them Shut It Off, Or I Leave The Room.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

I Don't Like Reality Television, But It Pays So Much Money.