I Am Soooo Excited, I Am Over-excited.

The Tannoy Is Crackling But I Can Only Hear Heavy Breathing And Snuffling. ... Uh-oh, The Tannoy Is Crackling Again. "sorry About That, Ladies And Gentlemen, I Momentarily Lost Hold Of My Pie.

What If You Were Really Meant To Be With Someone? But You Kept Messing About And Having The Horn And So On And You Lost Them.

He Came Over And Ruffled My Hair, Which Is Technically Assault. I Could Get On The Blower To Childline.

Maybe He Overreacted A Bit." - "a Bit? That's Like Hitler Saying, 'oooh, I Just Meant To Go For A Little Walk, But Then I Accidentally Invaded Poland".

Watching Tv Mum Said," Do You Miss Your Dad?" And I Said," Who?