I Am Off All The Cancer Meds.

I Never Actually Smoked With Any Of The Presidents.

People Try To Put Ownership On Things: 'that's Mine, That's My Joke.' No Such Thing. Like If You Tripped Or Stumbled And People Go, 'oh, That's Charlie Chaplin.' You Know What I Mean? You Can't Own A Joke. You Can Be The Guy That Tells It The Best, But You Can't Own A Joke. Nowhere Can You Own A Laugh.

I Think The Most Important Thing That Marijuana Does Is It Affects The Brain.

Something Good Always Happens At 4:20 For Me.

Boredom Is A Disease, Too.