I Am Not A Speed Reader. I

The Great Secret Of The Successful Fool Is That He's No Fool At All

I Do Not Use Airplanes. They Strike Me As Unsporting. You Can Have An Automobile Accident-and Survive. You Can Be On A Sinking Ship-and Survive. You Can Be In An Earthquake, Fire, Volcanic Eruption, Tornado, What You Will-and Survive. But If Your Plane Crashes, You Do Not Survive. And I Say The Heck With It.

I Even Got A Letter From A Young Woman In British Columbia That Began As Follows: 'today I Am Eighteen. I Am Sitting At The Window, Looking Out At The Rain, And Thinking How Much I Love You.'

Life Is A Journey, But Don't Worry, You'll Find A Parking Spot At The End.

In Life, People Will Take You At Your Own Reckoning.