I Always Say That A Girl Never

Does This Boat Go To Europe, France?

If Hollywood Hadn't Existed, Elinor Glyn Would Have Had To Invent It.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.

And What, For Instance, Would Have Happened Had Romeo And Juliet Lived To Middle Age, Their Silhouettes Broadened By Pasta?

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.