Hypocrisy ... Is Only Bad When It

Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Permitted To Have Friends In The Kennel, But Not In The Kitchen.

It Is Dangerous To Be Sincere Unless You Are Also Stupid.

I Prefer The Man Who Calls His Nonsense A Mystery To Him Who Who Pretends It Is A Weighed, Measured, Analyzed Fact.

I Enjoy Convalescence. It Is The Part That Makes The Illness Worth While.