Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.

A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And Shoes With High Heels That Would Have Broken The Heart Of John Calvin.

All Our Yesterdays, It Is True, Have Only Lighted Fools The Way To Dusty Death. But We Need At Least The Dates Of The Yesterdays And The List Of The Fools.

I Admit That When The Facts Are Not Good Enough, I Always Exaggerate Them.

Personally, I Would Sooner Have Written Alice In Wonderland Than The Whole Encyclopedia Britannica.