How Can There Be Inaccuracy In Comedy?

You Do Not Have The Right To Take Another Human's Life, Unless It's In Strict Self-defense.

Ask Anyone On Social Security If Their Check Comes On Time Every Month. Like Clockwork. And It Comes Through The So-called Dilapidated U.s. Mail. My Dad's Check Literally Will Come On The Same Day Every Month. The Government Has Been Quite Good And Efficient At Creating A Number Of Systems.

I Ask All Americans With A Conscience To Shun Anything And Everything To Do With The Murderous State Of Georgia.

One Thing I've Learned About Death Threats Is That They're Great, Actually. You Should Actually Be Grateful For Death Threats Because Those Who Are Taking The Time To Threaten You That Way Are Getting It Out Of Their System. That's Really What They Rant To Do, Yell At You, And They Want To Threaten You.

[librarians] Are Subversive. You Think They're Just Sitting There At The Desk, All Quiet And Everything. They're Like Plotting The Revolution, Man. I Wouldn't Mess With Them.