Hosting A Show, Even A Talk Show

The Whole Idea Of Punk Rock Is That You're Dressing Yourself In A Crazy Leather Jacket With Safety Pins And A Mohawk. The Idea Of Being The Rebel Is A Boring Societal Idea. It's Such A Type. And That's What I Was, Without Knowing It.

Whatever Expectations I Had For Myself, None Of Them Have Come To Pass. I Grew Up Thinking I Was Going To Be An Actor, Which I Am. But I Thought I'd Be A Very Serious Sort Of Shakespearean Guy Going From Town To Town Having Sex With Various Juliets All Over The Country.

Part Of What's Exciting To Me About My Career Is The Constant Looking Forward. Whenever I Finish One Project, I Am Looking To What's Next.

The Global Business Climate Is Likewhatever, Dude.

I Feel No Obligation To Teach My Readers Anything, To Impart Any Sort Of Wisdom, To Teach Any Sort Of Lesson, To Instill Any Sort Of Morality. All I'm Trying To Do Is Make Them And Their Parents Laugh.