History Will Be Kind To Me For

Don't Talk To Me About Naval Tradition. It's Nothing But Rum, Sodomy, And The Lash.

It So Often Happens That, When Men Are Convinced That They Have To Die, A Desire To Bear Themselves Well And To Leave Life's Stage With Dignity Conquers All Other Sensations.

When I'm In Office I Always Keep Members Of Parliament Talking. If They Stopped They Might Start Thinking.

The Day May Dawn When Fair Play, Love For One's Fellow Men, Respect For Justice And Freedom, Will Enable Tormented Generations To March Forth Serene And Triumphant From The Hideous Epoch In Which We Have To Dwell. Meanwhile, Never Flinch, Never Weary, Never Despair.

Keep Calm And Carry On.