He That Cannot Abide A Bad Market,

The More You Rub A Cat On The Rump, The Higher She Sets Her Tail.

In A Thousand Pound Of Law There's Not An Ounce Of Love.

The Honester The Man, The Worse Luck.

The Democratic Party: Con-men Elected By The Ignorant And The Arrogant.

Learning Makes The Wise Wiser And The Fool More Foolish.