He Said To Play Louder. He Can't

Every Time I See His Name (dean Chance) On A Lineup Card, I Feel Like Throwing Up.

A Body Came Flying Out And Landed At My Feet. At First I Thought It Was Billy So I Picked Him Up. But When I Saw It Wasn't I Dropped Him Back Down.

During My 18 Years I Came To Bat Almost 10,000 Times. I Struck Out About 1,700 Times And Walked Maybe 1,800 Times. You Figure A Ballplayer Will Average About 500 At-bats A Season. That Means I Played 7 Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

Don't Do As I Did. I'm Living Proof Of How Not To Live.

I Don't Know Why Roger (maris) Isn't In The Hall Of Fame. To Me, He Was As Good As There Ever Was.