Hat = Wizard, Wizard = Hat. Everything

It Is Possible To Live Well With Dementia And Write Best-sellers 'like Wot I Do.

Be Careful What You Wish For. You Never Know Who Will Be Listening.

Do You Think It's Possible For An Entire Nation To Be Insane?

Monsters Are Getting More Uppity, Too (...) I Heard Where This Guy, He Killed This Monster In This Lake, No Problem, Stuck Its Arm Up Over The Door (...) And You Know What? Its Mum Come And Complained. Its Actual Mum Come Right Down To The Hall Next Day And Complained. Actually Complained. That's The Respect You Get.

Whole New Theories Of Money Were Growing Here Like Mushrooms: In The Dark And Based On Bullshit.