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I Originated A Remark Many Years Ago That I Think Has Been Copied More Than Any Little Thing That I've Ever Said, And I Used It In The Follies Of 1922. I Said America Has A Unique Record. We Never Lost A War And We Never Won A Conference In Our Lives. I Believe That We Could Without Any Degree Of Egotism, Single-handed Lick Any Nation In The World. But We Can't Confer With Costa Rica And Come Home With Our Shirts On.

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.