Growing Up Is A Ritual, More Deadly

Praise The Name Of Baseball. The Word Will Set Captives Free. The Word Will Open The Eyes Of The Blind. The Word Will Raise The Dead. Have You The Word Of Baseball Living Inside You? Has The Word Of Baseball Become Part Of You? Do You Live It, Play It, Digest It, Forever? Let An Old Man Tell You To Make The Word Of Baseball Your Life. Walk Into The World And Speak Of Baseball. Let The Word Flow Through You Like Water, So That It May Quicken The Thirst Of Your Fellow Man.

Perhaps Crossing The Barriers Of Time Has Freed Me.

I'm A Big Fan Of Curling, Follow All The Major World Events. Watch All Four Tennis Majors.

Someone Once Described The Pitching Of A No-hit Game As Like Catching Lighting In A Bottle.

Syzygy, Inexorable, Pancreatic, Phantasmagoria - Anyone Who Can Use Those Four Words In One Sentence Will Never Have To Do Manual Labor.