Golf Is A Game That Is Played

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

No One Ever Swung Too Slowly.

The Moment The Average Golfer Attempts To Play From Long Grass Or A Bunker Or From A Difficult Lie Of Any Kind, He Becomes A Digger Instead Of A Swinger.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

Nobody Ever Wins The National Open. Somebody Loses It.