God Gave Us Lincoln And Liberty, Let

Cheap Cigars Come In Handy; They Stifle The Odor Of Cheap Politicians.

Jesse Has A New Dog. You May Have Noticed That His Former Pets Have Been Peculiarly Unfortunate. When This Dog Dies Every Employee In The White House Will Be At Once Discharged.

I Believe That Our Great Maker Is Preparing The World, In His Own Good Time, To Become One Nation, Speaking One Language, And When Armies And Navies Will Be No Longer Required.

Let No Guilty Man Escape If It Can Be Avoided. Be Specially Vigilant-or Instruct Those Engaged In The Prosecution Of Fraud To Be-against All Who Insinuate That They Have High Influence To Protect-or To Protect Them. No Personal Consideration Should Stand In The Way Of Performing A Public Duty.

...but For A Soldier His Duty Is Plain. He Is To Obey The Orders Of All Those Placed Over Him And Whip The Enemy Wherever He Meets Him.