God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese,

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

I Hear Jerry Falwell Every Sunday Here Talking About The Devil And Hollywood. . . . I'm Gonna Write Him A Letter. Hollywood Wasn't Built On Filth And Dirt - It Was Built On Talent.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"